Count Pelicula's Theater of Horror

Hey America,

so being an actor I read backstage just in case they are casting a Sitcom with vampires, imagine a show like Friends but where me and Bifidus fight over Rachel and Phoebe…GENIUS!!!! Nyway it seems that Sam Reimi is making a horror reality show check it out:

CA, PA, TX, FL, CW11, ‘13’

The CW Network is casting 13, a new horror competition reality show. Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead Trilogy and The Grudge) & Jay Bienstock (The Apprentice and Survivor), prods.

Seeking—Horror Movie Fans: men, women, couples, and singles, 18-30, who are afraid of the dark, believe in ghosts, and/or enjoy being scared, energetic, competitive, and full of personality.

Auditions will be held by appt., in mid-April in Los Angeles, CA, Philadelphia, PA, Dallas, TX, and Miami, FL. To schedule an audition appt., email pix & resumes to Tvcasting_13@yahoo.com or 13castingLA@gmail.com (for CA auditions), 13castingPH@gmail.com (for PA auditions), 13castingDallas@gmail.com (for TX auditions) or 13castingMiami@gmail.com (for Miami auditions). For more information, visit http://www.cwtv.com/thecw/13-Casting. Deadline to submit April 16. Winner receives $66,666.

Superfan Robin this seems like you could win this easy!

Love,

The Count

America RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

here comes John Agar..ahahahahaha!!!!! He makes wierd faces, he stars in two of the Universal Classics, including this weekend’s Tarantula. He may be the worst actor ever but in a way that makes you love him. He is John Agar.

BTW did you guys know that Mr. Agar was in the 1976 version of King Kong with Jessica Lange and Jeff Brides, well he was. Also he was in something called Zontar the Thing From Venus…wow that sounds promising.

well nyhoo, enjoy this weeks movie,

love,

the count

Hey America,

so as many of you have emailed me the calendar has not been updated but have no fear because it will be soon. I regret to inform the peeps that we are still having issues getting rights to new movies. All I can say is keep writing the Tube and demand them. They won’t put them on unless you make them!!!! But we have put some Dracula movies in the line-up again for all of our new fans that have complained that they didn’t get to watch them the first time. But please write the Tube and say we need PELICULA!!!!

Love

The Count

Hey I know I do this often but remember my favorite part of Saturay nights are the sketches not the movies!!!!!!!!

Check out this sketch…seriouslly thats the old lady from Titanic…she was HOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!