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Time Change: Pelicula at 6pm

Hey America,

so the Tube has chosen to make the Dynamo soccer team more important than awesome horror movies. So for this Saturday only we will be airing at 6pm. So the sun will be out while Pelicula is on, how can I do this as a vampire…the answer my friends is VIAGRA!!!!

Love

the Count

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4 Responses to “Time Change: Pelicula at 6pm”

  1. Robin Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    You want us to mail Viagra to the Tube? Well, that will straighten things out.

  2. KFelon Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Maybe this will make you eligible for a daytime Emmy?

  3. Count Pelicula Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    I have always felt that I could beat out Susan Lucci for that award…always

  4. Bifidus Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    I was on As The World Turns once…

    …Or maybe it was all just a beautiful dream…

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